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I'M FINALLY HOME FROM MY PERILOUS TRIP FROM ABROAD (A Holiday To Bratislava And Vienna) AND OH GOD, I'VE
I'M FINALLY HOME FROM MY PERILOUS TRIP FROM ABROAD (A holiday to bratislava and vienna) AND OH GOD, I'VE BEEN DELAYED 3 DECADES FROM SEEING MY BELOVED LOVERS (i was fucking delayed 3 hours from ryanair flights, can you fucking believe that, just say your pilot is hungover rather than LYING to us about some bullshit problem about buses, and also i greatly miss my queer platonically married friend, no good lessons either on Friday other than English and Computer maths so i'm fucked)
THEY SHALL CELEBRATE MY ARRIVAL WITH TEARS AND BOUQUETS WHEN I RETURN BACK TO MY KINGDOM
(My classmates will just look Suprised i'm here, my parents pulled this stunt the first day after school started in September, the first day of October - immediately on holiday. Thank god there's no major sporting events for November, else i'll die. I'll also lie about a funeral, in which to their narrative i have many dead relatives)
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as the fluff episode is out today, a reminder:
jonny simsβ birthday is soon
use the link below to send him a birthday message (itβs free!)
reblog with #do not archive pls.
tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:
rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number
touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know
next season we're gonna get a casement that's just a recording from Colin's phone of whatever the hell happened to him + classified police report notes I'm calling it
John @ Arthur in Ep 1: Ha ha this guy is gonna be so easy to manipulate, he's so scared to shoot a guy aha ha I'm gonna gaslight him so hard
John @ Arthur in Ep 8 after he bludgeoned a lady's head in: This guy is fucking insane.