I Make Fun Of Coffee Drinkers For Being Physically Addicted To And Dependent On Badbreath Bitterdrink

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

malevolent liveshow that's just harlan guthrie up on stage talking to himself while quickly changing hats

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

Why is this literally The Magnus Archives

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number