Why Did Nobody Tell Me Kiseki Dear To Me Went So Hard??

why did nobody tell me Kiseki Dear to Me went so hard??

Lemme break down the first 2 mins of episode one where a twink & a twunk walk out of prison and you know it's prison b/c the twinks hair needed some conditioner STAT and then rolls up this boss sports car out pops this gang looking dude with That Undercut Haircut and Thee Eyebrows that anyone who's watched History Trapped or Kinnposche knows what I'm talking about, tosses the Twink over his shoulder like a feral murder kitten and then we're whooshing to a flashback where 17 yr old twunk goes to pick up a quarter like any well respecting poor does (get that money!) when some feral but ridiculous hot dude covered in blood from the tumblr sonnets grabs his arm and Twunk is just channeling the Mariah Carey.I Don't Know Her.gif and Bloody Hot Dude is like here baby take my knife oop now you're implicated in my murder!! and has to take home this bloodied jean jacket 90s levi's commercial man to his house like being broke ain't hard enough

and then!! and then the episode ends with one of the hottest men in gang tv slitting a dude's throat while deep throating a lollipop I am ENTHRALLED

Best new subtitle just dropped.

tzk..useless

this gifset goes out to @respectthepetty because we are in this trainwreck together

and also @petrichoraline for getting me the tags 💛

Kouhei and Acchan for "So Cool" magazine 😎

Nawa almost had it right.

He wants to kick kiss Guy.

Why are you running away?

Guy and Nawa: *competitively planning their fight like a date*

Max: What is actually wrong with you?

Auto: I thought we were all best friends already, wtf?

Pimfah, leaning on her hand, watching then like they're a tennis match: The mating habits of the teenage homosexual are fascinating and so fucking weird

Guy and Nawa: *competitively feed each other while making threats*