I Remember One Time I Was Listening To Records With My Mums Friends And I Said Wow Sting Used To Be Kinda

I remember one time I was listening to records with my mums friends and I said “wow Sting used to be kinda hot”

What followed that was five middle aged women yelling at me about how Sting could still Get It.

While my s/o is away overseas I’ve gotten super into Arctic Monkeys again but only when Alex Turner was a weepy pathetic mess of a man crying over Alexa Chung.

tea is such a little friend on your nightstand

Holy infant

So tender and mild.

Happy Holidays from me and the shit goblin

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

When life gets you down sit back and remember you can make Stardew Valley gay.

It’s only a shame I couldn’t seduce Demetrius because I would.