Hi Guys Young USAmericans Are Making Me Suicidal

Hi guys young USAmericans are making me suicidal

me: i think this sentence is already too long

the tiny allen ginsberg that lives inside my head: add another adjective

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

Eilean Donan Castle, Scotland