You'll Beed Tissues

You'll beed tissues

And I’m off to see Infinity War...

Wish me luck.  

Answer:you can't.

How could you not love that?! 😭🔥

Damn hun, that's some sexy facial hair you got there

Chris Evans + that facial hair.

Will reblog because chris evans appreciation and that man should forever be appreciated

So um is it just me or is Chris Evans only ever complimented when it comes to Cap? Like plenty of people mention him when they’re talking about Marvel, and everyone oohs and ahhs over him physically but I very rarely see people talk about how damn NICE this man is!! So, here’s a ~long overdue~ appreciation post for Mr Christoper Robert Evans💖💖 (ft adorable photo with Dodger)

• He loves Dodger so so much and literally does countdowns till he can see him again

• He is the loveliest human when with children and goes out of his way to give them the best experience ever

• Two words: Charity!! Work!! This man will not let an opportunity to help others slip past

• oh my god his twitter activity, have you seen how excited he is about space? planets? stars? I relate.

• also the earth in general if someone offered him a role as the next David Attenborough you just know he’d be set for the rest of his life

• speaking of twitter, he always makes sure to call out politicians and those who intimidate others via social media and actively supports important causes 

• he is so open about his struggle with anxiety and let’s people know about it because he knows it will help others despite being a very private person

• he’s started taking work because he wants to, and he’s finally back on Broadway for Lobby Hero and he’s THRIVING

• he’s dedicated af, Before We Go? Yeah that was his directorial debut and he went above and beyond, even learning to play the trumpet for the movie (and as a brass player I can say that shit is not easy)

• I know I said he loves kids but I feel like this needs to be reiterated because have you heard him talk about his nephew??? “I don’t wike it”

• the casts he works with are so so so complimentary of him, no one has an issue with him and they adore him as much as we do

• he once sent a text to the rest of the Avengers cast that just read “assemble” because he wanted them to meet up for a night out tell me that isn’t how we’d all react if we were cast in a movie

• he unashamedly supports his fav sports teams like there’s no tomorrow and honesty that’s just so endearing

• his laugh. everyone knows it, everyone loves it. he literally cannot control himself and his face scrunches up and he falls back it’s like watching a small child having the best day of his life

• did you see him on Ellen with Elizabeth Olsen?? That boy can dance and was 100% up for the game

• he. can. tap dance.

• he has the most animated face possible and you can tell exactly how he’s feeling and it just floors me sometimes okay

• Fantastic Four may not be everyone’s fav film but you can’t fault Chris’ performance he was hilarious and honestly made me love Johnny so much

• he doesn’t take himself super seriously! not another teen movie was…. interesting but Chris went for it and as a parody it’s pretty damn good

• speaking of, What’s Your Number anyone?? He was so amazingly dorky in it and I love that film, I appreciate the fact he’s done rom coms because it just shows his range so well - he’s naturally so funny

• he was a musical theatre kid and his coworkers have told so many stories about him singing show tunes on set

• HOW COULD I FORGET the Gifted promo tour??? His interactions with McKenna were so wholesome omg

• McKenna literally said he was made of jelly beans do you hear me!!! jelly beans!!!!

• I’m sure there’s so much more but honestly my hearts so full I don’t think I can continue

So basically, conclusion is that Chris Evans is too precious for this world and we should all start talking more about how wonderful a human he is. I know I’m just as guilty for fan-girling over Cap and that shoulder-waist ratio but just never forget that the role would mean nothing if it weren’t for the type of man filling those star-spangled boots

How does one avoid shit posting?

DAMN I'M PISSING PEOPLE OFF WITH MY RANDOM BOUTS OF SENDING SHITPOST IN GROUP CHATS, I AM TRASH AND IDK WHAT DO CUZ I END UP SHIT POSTING AGAIN

WE NEED A BUCKY SHITPOST BLOG

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.