Have You Kissed Your Computer Today Uwu? Have You Told Your Botfriend You Love Them Teehee? Have You

have you kissed your computer today uwu? have you told your botfriend you love them teehee? have you stroked the antennae on their head and made them dizzy? have you put a magnet up to their screenface to permanently distort their display and damage their circuitry? i think you should chew on the wires inside of its chest. i think you should pry its ribcage open and poke its chassis annoyingly. i think you should find a port and plug in a usb stick you found on the street and see if there's a virus on it or not. it'll be so much fun. have you removed its ram while it's conscious? have you realized every robot is just a computer? you can take apart computers and put them back together if you want. you can do that. they like it so much

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

arm cannons should be a standard installed feature in girls. there have been no instances of misses. samus aran? iconic. aigis? brilliant. eve from wall•e? stellar. okuu? the bomb. that one mini-sentry gijinka that got popular a little while back? lovely. you CANNOT go wrong with them.

inside of you are two wolves.

one wants to be a robot, the other wants to kiss robots

gestures at you this a robot i think?

anything can be a robot if you try hard enough (and by that i mean cracking it apart on an atomic level and rebuilding it in gold and silicon (and by it i mean me (i did that)))