Im Sorry, Why Is This So Cute?

im sorry, why is this so cute?

calling bf!ateez by their government name

genre: ot8 x gn!reader, fluff, crack, fake texts

c/w: swearing, pet names, reader jokingly referred to as 'sir' twice

a/n: i have written zero (0) words recently because my paint by numbers has become my personality 👩‍🎨 sorry yumi LOL @sorryimananti-romantic

Jealous Oppa~

A/N:saw this today and needed to write a short blurb

Warnings: use of Y/N, slightly suggestive, angsty, jealous!oppa hongjoongie, language, I think that's all?

Orange - HJ, Pink - You

•He's been mad all day since you told Seonghwa he had pretty hair

•why didn't you ever call his hair pretty? (You did, but suddenly he forgot every compliment you've ever given him)

•He didn't upright tell you that he was mad, but you could tell by the way he would not speak to you directly all day at the M/V shooting.

•Like he would tell others to deliver a message.

•"Mingi, tell Y/N to stop touching that."

•When y'all got back to the hotel, you did it AGAIN

•"Seonghwa-oppa's hair is so shiny." You had said, somewhat more to yourself as you sat down next man slumped on the couch.

•The side-eye he gave you from above his phone wasn't even funny. You didn't know what you did to deserve it.

•He looked at you just insulted his mother, or kicked his dog, or said that you were pregnant or smth.

•The way his cute eyebrows twitched as you uttered the words had you somehow questioning if you actually did insult his mother.

•After barely looking at you all day, when he did that was the look he gave you?

•"What?"

•"You really piss me off sometimes."

•You gasped at his comment in feign offence as he put his phone down and ran his fingers through his hair.

•"Wae~?" It was definitely more of a whine to him as you laid your head on his shoulder.

•"Just- Why can't I have pretty hair?" Hongjoong whined back to you, his cute lips pulled into a pout.

•You couldn't help but laugh at the reason he was ignoring you, to which Hongjoong replied with a loud sigh.

•You wrapped your arms around his cute, sulky self.

•"Joongie, you know you have the prettiest everything to me~"

•He nodded, he did know.

•"Yeah, but I want to be the only one who has the prettiest everything."

•You rolled your eyes at this, he was such a jealous guy.

•"That's dumb."

•"You're dumb."

•"No, I'm not."

•"No, you're not." He sighed again, his arms pulling you close to his warm body.

•"Joongie, don't worry about Seonghwa. Compliments and mind-numbing head are very different things."

•Hongjoong couldn't help but laugh, despite his pouty façade he was trying to display.

•You were just so out of pocket sometimes, but your head was mind-numbing.

•"It better stay that way then, yeabo." He had said, booping your nose.

•"Of course it will. The sounds you make are too beautiful to ever consider otherwise."

•Again that made Hongjoong laugh, but the way his cheeks tinged pink made you feel accomplished.

•"Wanna prove that to me?" Hongjoong said, his eyebrows wiggling and his bottom lip in between his pretty teeth.

•How could you ever refuse that offer?

a/n: felt cute, might delete later idk, literally wrote it while doing a final exam

hope y'all like it, requests are open ♡

Keeho Lockscreens

made by me~♡

More soon?

Requests are available for edits and ffs

Love yall

hes not beating the allegations (of being my bf)

☆ random bf!mingi texts

the mingi brainrot is just too high rn and I needed to do something abt it

warning: mentions of periods/sickness, nsfw??? it’s me so it’s nsfw in some way, brief wooyoung and yunho mention that truly means nothing

- req are open :p

Aww, Look At You

WC: lil over 1k (maybe) ✨

A/N: had fun writing this, mean keeho is literally my weakness please come destroy me

🦋WARNINGS UNDER THE CUT🦋

Warnings: mean!keeho (kinda), degradation, petnames, p in v, name calling, unprotected sex (use protection y'all), female anatomy reader, very little plot, little bit slapping (f receiving), mdni, male whimpering, p1 hard thoughts, slight breeding link if you squint, slight overstim (f receiving)

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Con•de•scend•ing adjective having or showing a feeling of patronizing superiority.

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One of your least favorite traits of Keeho is how condescending he can be. He thinks he's so superior to you in every aspect of life. He just knows so much more, he's so much stronger than you, he's so much more funny, he is so empathetic, he's so tall. Sometimes, you swear if he claims to be better than you at one more thing, you'll actually kill him.

But, at the same time, how condescending he can be is one of your biggest attractions to him. It's part of his personality, and makes him so one-of-a-kind.

That's why you're on your hands and knees. Doggystyle on his bed for the third time that day, eyes scanning the back of your skull as his thick lips are pressing wet kisses to the shell of your ear and neck.

"God, look at how much of a mess you are," Your boyfriend practically purrs into your ear, his dick simultaneously hitting that spot in your walls that makes you see stars and pulls a filthy moan from your already sore throat. His thrusts were so fast and you swore you could've passed out on the spot from the pleasure.

"Princess was so chatty early, nothing to say now?" His mocking voice tickled a part of your brain that seemed rather neglected before, and you can't help but let out a pitiful gasp as his hips snap forward. Your gasp caused a cruel laugh from Keeho above you, but God if that didn't make you even wetter. Your hands fisted the white sheets that smelled like him and your head dropped between your shoulders, your mouth permanently open, spilling loud gasps and repeated 'ah ah ah's' that were music to Keeho's ears. He swears he needs to put your moans in a damn song someday.

Suddenly, his strong arm was wrapped around your belly and flipping you on your back causing a small yelp to leave you, and it only seconds before he was hiking your leg over his broad shoulder and was filling you to fucking brim again. The new angle hit deep, and your back left the bed in a deep arch that caused Keeho to moan above you.

"Fuck baby..." Keeho gasped, a shit-eating grin on his pretty face, his eyes locking on your fucked out face. His rough hand trails down your naked body and presses your sweaty body down to the bed, pinning you there. "You're swallowing this dick, huh? Can't get enough? Like a damn hah bitch in heat..." He pants, leaning closer to you, his breath hot on your face. His hand that isn't death gripping your hip comes up to your face and turns your head to look at him. He's a beautiful mess above you. Pretty cheeks dusted red, sweat glistening on his forehead and the back of his neck, eyebrows furrowed in determination, and his bottom lip tucked between his pretty pearly teeth.

"Answer me, baby." His voice is so sickly sweet as he breathes on you, but his hips are moving at such a brutal pace, and you can feel him so deep inside you... Seriously, it's making your brain go numb. His fingers grip our jaw tighter and his nose brushes yours. "I'm not gonna ask again." His punctuates his warning with sharp drilling of his hips that have you seeing literal fucking stars. You couldn't even remember his question, but you decided that Yes was the safest answer.

"Yes, yes God Kyo, please...." You babble out not even knowing what you're begging for, causing a laugh in form of a huff from the man above you. "Absolutely fucking brain dead from this dick." He's trying his best to sound put together and in control, but the whine in his words and the twitch of his thick cock burried in your walls betray him. He's so close, and you're right there too.

"Baby, baby baby, I'm so close~" You moan out, fingernails breaking into the pale skin of his back to try to come back to Earth with his dick drilling you into another solar system. Keeho acknowledged this warning with a small, light slap to your clit that sent a whole vibration through your aching body, and pulled another pathetic gasp from you. "Yeah? Gonna gimme it, cum on my cock like a slut? Fuck, go 'head babe... Sh-shit~... " He was panting and giving you the permission, his movements never stopped but his rhythm began to get sloppy. His hand let that smacked your aching clit went to draw circles on the sensitive bud instead, and that's all it took.

Your orgasm was like a whole tsunami that left your mouth open and your back arched, gushing onto his length that was still pounding into you, lewd squelches now filling the room. "Fuck, yeah jus' like that." Keeho was choking out praises, and his thrusts had lost all rhythm, just trying to get his release. "M'gonna fil this pussy up, hmm? O-oh fuck." Never have you heard a man's whimpers as pretty as Keeho's, and they fled his swollen lips as he twitched consistently inside you. The overstimulation was getting to be too much, causing a whine of his name to leave your lips and that's all it took to send him over the edge with a gasping moan that was heaven sent.

"Fuck." Keeho gasped out as he settled his weight on top of you. Y'all laid there for a few minutes, sweating and panting before he looked back up at you with a terrible smile.

"You look like you could go again."  He mutters, leaving a trail of bruising kisses to your jaw, neck and shoulder, his veiny cock already hardening within your spent walls that were painted with him.

His stamina was something to be admired for sure, you thought to yourself as you let him flip you over again.

another pollll~