I'm Obsessed With Apollo In PJO. He's A Girlboss. He's Bisexual. He's A Loser. He Killed His Ex Boyfriend

I'm obsessed with Apollo in PJO. He's a girlboss. He's bisexual. He's a loser. He killed his ex boyfriend by screaming at him. He's enslaved by a twelve year old. He's the 4000 year old god. He's stuck in the body of a 16 year old with acne. He passes out every fifty pages. He claims to be the eldest twin. His twin sister helped deliver him. He has a talking prophetic arrow only he can hear. He canonically gave birth to Kayla through godly mpreg. He fucking hates ravens. He sang Sweet Caroline whilst actively dying from a zombie virus. He loves elephants. He's a simp. He got cockblocked by a talking sword. He hates everything. He needs to be protected by a 12 year old whenever a fight breaks out. He's a sopping wet cat. He's blorbo. He's entirely and utterly pathetic. He should NEVER be allowed a gun. We stan <3

Ah fuck i forgot about this. I still need to do forty and fifty. So uuuuhhhh anyone know how to make music? If so PLEAse Tell meeee

Would it be annoying if I made another one?

Yes actually it would, this has been a scheme to get someone to light me on fire cause my every thing HURTS, it has been a day of physical activity, six flights of stairs up and down three times, Terry Fox run and helping my mom move in furniture PLEASE KILL ME.

Anywho, note post!!!

1- I don’t know? I lack the motivation to do anything, why do you think I’m doing this? I guess I’ll save up to get more piercings. Im probably doing this anyway, all my money is going towards ear stabs. Just wait until I can get tattoos (ONE YEAR) and then it’s all over. It’s all fucking over. S T A B S. Guess I’ll just stop being such a little bitch about it (im scared of most needles all needles and all things involving sharps on my flesh)

10- I’ll finish writing my song

20-I’ll start trying to stay awake in science class, i keep passing out and my grades are shit.

30-I’ll start actually learning French

40- I’ll start making animated lore videos and putting them up on YouTube

50-I’ll record my song

60-I’ll SUBTLY tell my family and friends Im aroace

70-I will clean my room. High on this list because I lack motivation.

80-I’ll go to a doctor for my garbage lungs and possible allergies (I don’t enjoy the lack of airflow but if I go to the doctor my mom will make me start taking adhd meds again and I don’t want to)

90-I’ll learn how to draw better (learning anything reminds me Im not good at stuff and make me despair I don’t make the rules)

100-I’ll make longer animations.

1000-Aint no way this will happen but I’ll write the first chapter (and keep up a regular posting schedule) for Envy’s Angel before June.

5000-Impossible. If y’all somehow manage this I’ll get help for what is either autism or a very serious issue. High on the list because this dumb brain of mine could get me hospitalized, especially with who my parents are.

this sounds weird but I think ur rly cool. Do u wanna be moots?

GASP!!!! Yes!!

You’ve always reminded me of himiko. Like when we stated talking I thought that.

OK SO I WAS ON THIS WEBSITE FOR FUN TO SEE CHARACTERS OF THE SAME PERSONALITY OF ME AND

APPARENTLY DAVE AND I HAVE THE EXACT SAME PERSONALITY (INFP, 9w8)

Hey y’all. School just ended and ya boy got a deeply unpleasant surprise. 

I forgot to screenshot previous messages beforehand but it happened recently so I remember it.

At 3:15 pm this man followed my blog and sent me a mess saying “Hi, How are you doing”.

As per usual I sent my message about “I am a minor and I aint bying commissions.”

He then sent me the above message. He has been swiftly blocked. Anyways uh block him if y’all wanna stay safe, I genuinely don’t know what any of what he said means but it sounded creepy.

I changed all my dms to only people I follow, sorry but I aint taking risks

I think the gravity falls fandom has dragged me in HELP