Theres This Song Called The Tale Of The Lesbian Hunter And Another Called Lady Of The Lyre, Both By Vinny

There’s this song called The Tale of the Lesbian Hunter and another called Lady of the Lyre, both by Vinny Marchi (definitely an immortal bard) and anyways they are girlfriends

Do ya’ll ever see those friendship/dating advice people, the ones who do their makeup and then voice over it with some shit?

FUCK I CAN NOT STAND THEM. And here’s why. I love the concept but the advice is HORRIBLE.

“If any of your friends are insecure, dump them. They’re toxic”

Like bro WHAT? Does anyone else think that friendships (and romantic relationships, I suppose, the video was about friendships, but I’ve seen some about dating) can be worked on? Like obviously not if you’re being abused or hurt to an extent. But like, say your friend is a little bitchy. Like are you supposed to just go bye bye? I dunno, It always weirds me out that relationships (of all kinds) are so…nothing to some people. Like if they have flaws, just dump them? Is this a normal thing that people do? Like what? Maybe i take connections to other people way to seriously.

Is this just me being weird? I’m curious.

I love writing as a hobby because I have been cheating at creative writing classes like a fucking GOD! I will drop the most poetic death scene and it’s something I wrote two years ago and completely forgot about. Literally I am reusing fanfiction for class work. Change up some names and themes and BAM minimal effort.

Hey Im bored so what are ya’lls assumptions about me from how I act on tumblr? Im curious as to how im perceived

NOOOOOOO NOT FRIDAY!