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Me Texting My Roommate: Hi Im Gonna Be Late I Had An Existential Crisis Trying To Figure Out What To
me texting my roommate: hi im gonna be late i had an existential crisis trying to figure out what to wear
me 5 mins later: *video of me coughing my lungs out after a blinker*
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I would rather burn in hell for an eternity than worship at the feet of your false "benevolent" god
my friends: it's not safe to walk the streets at night
me: im the scariest thing on those streets at 3am
me out on my 3am walk: crocs covered in jibits, tie-dye t-shirt, jeans covered in doodles, mismatched socks and a shit-eating grin, pulling out my bedazzled lighter to light up my joint (that is pink) "oo look there's a shiny thing on the ground! oo look there's a new tag! OO MOSS!"
sometimes ur 19(very inebriated) walking back from the clubs at 630am watching the sun rise with a cigg only to get home throw up, shower and get ready to do it all again the next night
me: *eating a croffle and existing*
stinky old bald man smoking a cigarette across from me: i must stare intensely with my hand on my crotch as u eat that thanks
me: this is why i don't go out in the day time