I Had Found This Doll Outside,, It Was Near A Dumpster For Some Strange Reason.

“ I had found this doll outside,, it was near a dumpster for some strange reason.”

“ think I might keep it. . .”

which floor(s) do you like and why!

“ I’ll tell you my top three favorites!!”

“ I like the one convince store,, the one with that disgruntled worker working it. I also like the floor with the giant dance floor! And lastly, I ADORE the room with the mannequins”

“ I mostly enjoy getting snacks and listening to awesome music,,. . The last one I’d rather not say why I always go.”

Har-har! You wouldnt be able to beat everybody in a fight.. beat me in a fight though? Most likely, haha!

-🍰

“ yeah I would! I’m the strongest there ever was!! I mean look at these GAINS! You don’t see your average bad boy rocking these.”

( in reality, Constantine is weak, if in a fight, he would basically crumble.)

(OOC) HELLO HELLO HELLO! Constantine is here and he's ready for some blood curdling fun!

This is an ask blog about Constantine, a nice vampiric man who's just trying to make it in this harsh cruel world.

This ask blog is many things, boring is none of them.

With this blog you can ask Constantine anything, either about himself or his lovely regretful friends in the long and mysterious elevator.

This blog will contain queer thangs and my heacannons of regretivator characters! Hope you enjoyyy!

Ask anything you please, some secrets might be revealed, some stories might be told. But you won't ever want to leave this silly little guy EVER!

Enjoy the blog blood suckers!

" You should go outside without that lame ass hat on.. "

- .txt

“ and YOU should stick THIS ONE UP YOUR-“ [the next few words that were spoken were blocked by tags. But you can imagine the next few colorful words that escaped his mouth.]

“ I find this absolutely INSULTING! Tumblr keeps recommending me advertising like THIS!?”

“ it’s hard enough being a vampire in this regrettable world,, and now THIS?! Smh my head.”