Before I Can Do This Small Task I Have To Drink A Coffee Then Play On My Phone For An Hour Then Jerk

Before i can do this small task i have to drink a coffee then play on my phone for an hour then jerk off then drink a soda then play on my phone then eat a snack then play on my phone then take a nap then play on my phone then go to bed

Nice argument! Unfortunately I have hoarded 30 smokepowder barrels over the course of the game just for you

[Stickers here!]

"are you busy??" "yes"

literally what I do every day:

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a romance language: wow this transcends language

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a germanic language: this language cannot be real

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in an english-based creole or pidgin: [racism]

Charm Knights!!!

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Hi Daniel! Beyond awesome stuff! Especially love the glyph for joy in your wife's honour. Not to mention the gorgeous engraved ring!

The website omniglot.com (through which I satisfied my love for languages and scripts since I was 11 years old) always includes a translation of the first UN Declaration of Human Rights. Could you produce one in High Valyrian?

Here is the text: All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood. (Article 1 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights)

Thank you!

I'm not going to do anything for Omniglot until they fix some of the absurd things said about some of my writing systems. For example, if you go to High Valyrian right now, the image they use for the writing system is an alphabet where one glyph lines up with each letter in the English alphabet. It is, indeed, what happens when you type that in the font, but that's just to have something appear when you type each key; that's not what the system is. Honestly, it's gone off the rails the past ten or so years specifically with respect to conlang scripts. It is in no way a reliable resource when it comes to conlang scripts.