Meirl

Meirl

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

item 1                            1.94

item 2                            1.94

item 3                            0.50

item 4                            0.32

item 5                            1.00

item 6                            1.00

item 7                            0.72

item 8                            0.69

item 9                            2.00

item 10                          5.87

item 11                          1.00

item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

this is probably the best compilation out there

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger