If I Was A Court Jester Id Flirt With The King At Any Given Opportunity. Subtle At First But If He Was

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

Pretty good short video on how bad the new hp game is

dog goes gorp

it’s funny how desperate i am for genuine human connection despite the lengths i go to avoid it

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol