"fuck It We Ball" Is For Stress About The Future "it Is What It Is" Is For Stress About The Past And

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks