Im Making This The Morning After The Crash Out I Am Pleading To Let Him Do Well Next Race And I Will

im making this the morning after the crash out i am pleading to let him do well next race and i will update you

future me: he had a boring race ended in 9th from pole :( BUT he didn’t crash out so i’ll pick my battles today got points so i can’t complain

Dear universe

Why you make Joey wreck out two weeks in a row?

Why you do this to us?

Two races in and I already hate this season 😭

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

i hope max’s tires fall off and he has to put and then when he comes back out logan (sorry logie) stops dead in the track and we get a safety car so the leads get shot and then we get a zhou guanyu podium lando win

yeah it’s just like the issue with sandbagging is that you don’t know about the issues until the race and they won’t be able to fix them quickly

“Red Bull is just winning again”

Leclerc cannot turn to the right. Russell cannot press the overtake button or his engine will fuck itself. Hamiltons seat ripped under his ass.

CAN ANY TOP CONTENDING TEAM BUT RED BULL MAKE A FUCKIN CAR. For ONCE.

i hate to say but this post would have been infinitely funnier if he had crashed out in like lap 3

Dear universe

Why you make Joey wreck out two weeks in a row?

Why you do this to us?

Two races in and I already hate this season 😭

ummmm is this yall mutual??? *picture of a trout*