I Called My Dad Just To Tell Him This Cause Im In Jersey. He Didnt Think It Was Funny But Whatever I

i called my dad just to tell him this cause i’m in jersey. he didn’t think it was funny but whatever i love him and he was serving in his glasses!!!

*looking at pics of Joey in his red firesuit* hehe. he's serving Cunt Brothers Pizza

beck and call | george/alex | 2.6k

“If that’s really what you want, Georgie,” Alex says, tucking his face against George’s neck, trying to hide his smile. “I mean — it’s your win. So you get to decide. Your choice, that’s the deal.” In the second it takes George to reply, Alex thinks he’s going to take it back, that he’s going to laugh and try to pretend it was just a joke. Instead, his voice all twisted and choked, he says, “I — yes, that’s. I want that.”

huge thanks to @janinaduszejko and @officialmood for being such wonderful beta readers & helping me make this better, and to everyone who was very patient and encouraging while i lost my mind about puppy play & spent the most amount of time possible writing the fewest amount of words

one of the greatest joys a young woman can experience is making strange noises alone in her bedroom

me every day

good morning to this shark and this shark only

i don’t even care that he’s getting the seat cause if his dad if pookie leave i’m leaving make NO mistake

my cutie patootie baby boy (who is also horrible) deserves this and if you disagree i will crawl through your window