For He's A Jolly Good Fellow

for he's a jolly good fellow

just me again... letting myself get fooled by some fucking author by rooting for characters whose dynamics are 100% bound to tragedy...

this is one of the silliest things i’ve ever edited but it’s what anisphia wynn “hey bro i’m gonna steal ur girl” palettia and suletta “oops i’ve accidentally acquired a bride” mercury deserve 😔🙏

I also love how these two had completely different energies in this situation: Nervous wreck that did it by accident in an other wise badass moment vs took 0.1 seconds to realize the awkward situation and confidently decided the best solution was kidnapping 

loid and yor the second they find out anya can read minds: get in baby we're taking you to therapy

i'm watching spy x family right now and theres no way anya is gonna turn out fine I'm sorry 😭

the trauma of never meeting her real parents, being literally experimented on, being able to hear everyone's thoughts including bad ones, life in orphanages, being given back four times (*lightly slaps anyas back* this girl can fit so many abandonment issues inside), being adopted by a spy that she can read the thoughts of, stumbling on this massive responsibility to LITERALLY SAVE THE WORLD, him marrying a literal assassin she hears the thoughts of - all this exposure at the age of six???

and don't get me started on the possibility of future trauma when the guilt of lying to her (fake but found family) parents and friends (including a possible future love interest who happens to be the son of her target) catch up to her

so thankful they decided to make it a comedy slice of life cause this could have easily been a horror/drama series lol