I Need Y'all To Understand That Spamton Is Made Of Crack Or Something-

I need y'all to understand that Spamton is made of crack or something-

Idk what Tobias Foxworth put in that cryptid of a salesman, but I was feeling like absolute garbage just moments ago, and I decided to go and listen to the unused Spam songs Toby shared in the newsletter, and it literally made me break out in a goofy grin.

The slow infection of the beta Power of NEO/Power of Spamton songs with his leitmotif, and then the forgotten theme? Toby doesn't even remember making it, but it's this obnoxiously dopey sounding jingle that gets abruptly interrupted by lag and then by a phone ringing and a horror violin sting???? "Tell me who Spamton is in song form in less than a minute" "Well, I don't even remember making this one, but it fits. Maybe he made it himself?"

The dopamine production this puppet can kick into high gear in my brain is unreal. Unmatched. Unparalleled.

did i tell you guys about dinersaur

Staaaay fresh!

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ALso some more lil lore blurbs and OBERSERVATION of the Grandfest.

Promise??