My Headcanon Is That Caleo Is Just A High School Love Story That Just Ends In A Year....

my headcanon is that caleo is just a high school love story that just ends in a year....

like can you tell me otherwise that leo's feelings for calypso was just a 15yo's hormones 💀💀 like bro they literally barely spent time together on that island and you're telling me they fell for each other that quick??? is that ship even sturdy enough to not sink on its own🚢

i can just see it hit the iceberg called maturity and just sink in the ocean called life🌊

anyway my point is that their relationship is forced🌹

they're going down like jiper💖

and i hate calypso 🥰🥰

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Hogwarts Houses

Percy: I am!

Thalia: You are not!

Percy: Prove it!

Thalia: Look, stereotipically speaking, Ravenclaws are smart, calculated, and very dark people. None of those things fit your description.

Percy: I can be dark!

Thalia: Percy, the closest thing you're definition of being dark is putting milk before the cereal.

Percy: It's sinister!

Annabeth, walking in:

Percy: Wise Girl! Lay in on this. Which Hogwarts house am I?

Annabeth: Hmm, Hufflepuff

Thalia: Ha!

Percy: What?! I'm a Ravenclaw!

Thalia: You're not even close! Annabeth is a perfect example of a Ravenclaw. Nico is an example of a Ravenclaw, even Leo is a Ravenclaw, you just underestimate him!

Annabeth: Actually, Nico is more of a Slytherin. I'm 50/50

Percy: Look, I'm good at choosing houses.

Thalia: Really? What's mine?

Percy: ...Hufflepuff?

Thalia: I'm clearly a Gryffindor.

Percy: You're not

Annabeth: She is

Percy: Whose side are you on?!

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain, be honest, is the only reason you wanna be Ravenclaw is cuz it's blue?

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: ...no?

I like that The Chalice of the Gods is technically cozy fantasy. The Percy Jackson books (including Heroes of Olympus, and The Trials of Apollo) are filled with high stakes and violence. And yeah, there are definitely stakes in The Chalice of the Gods, and they’re high in their own way (but not apocalyptic high), but we see more cozy moments, like Percy doing homework, Percy and Annabeth and Grover hanging out after school, Percy and Annabeth helping Percy’s mom and step-dad make dinner. Another part of it being cozy fantasy is that it all takes place in Percy’s home of NYC. But with this cozy fantasy it gives us another way to view the high stakes we’ve seen, even for Percy. Everything seems so much more important, especially the little details of life, Percy’s own life is suddenly so much more important, and not because gods are giving him life or death stakes and asking him to save the world, but because he realizes how much he loves his life. He loves family dinners, he likes dates with Annabeth, he likes spending time with Grover, he even values the little gesture from his dad at the end. And it makes you actually want to be there with him this time. You want to sit down at Himbo Juice and try a Salty Sailor, you want to wander the farmer’s market, you want to see if maybe you could help Percy with his homework. It’s obviously written in the classic Percy Jackson style we all know and love, but this time with more focus on Percy’s personal life. I can’t wait for the next book.

mathematician in my friend group

i hate the fact that im always called the mathematician in my friend group just bcuz i have the best grades in the subject.... like bitch no im not smart yall just dum-- chariz lol but still

somehow when it comes to math i can (SOMETIMES) understand it well enough to pass the exam but then i forget about it next quarter....... im not smart im just a listener (in math cuz my teacher is awesome)

*we love math, of course we're quick to understand the lesson, but also quick to forget it🤓🤓*

me realizing ill never be a poseidon kid because i almost drowned 10 times while swimming (in one day)

Who do you think is the big spoon? Percy or Annabeth?

i don’t think they have like, an official big spoon. they both would cuddle the other. i can see annabeth always waking up at night and if percy is facing the other way, she just throws a leg over his hip or in between his legs and cuddles him from behind. but i do think percy is the big spoon 80% of the time, not just because he’s bigger and taller, but because in the books, annabeth always feels the most safe and loved when she’s in his arms. she says so herself. that’s why she always reaches for him when she’s upset, and has all her big breakdowns when he’s holding her. she craves to be held by him. (remember in the stables when she told him “just shut up and hold me, seaweed brain” lol). percy has always had lots of hugs and cuddles from sally, but annabeth never got that from her parents. she’s extremely touch starved. so on an emotional level, she just needs to be held more. and percy loves having her in his arms and knowing she’s safe.