Walker Scobell Will Be The New Timothe Chalamet

Walker scobell will be the new Timothée Chalamet

heh

Ranboo Quotes™ from the cake high stream

“‘It’s past your bedtime.’ It’s past the time where I asked.”

“If I get fortune again, I’m going to start a war.”

“Thank you Ashy Cat! Oh god, someone should take that cat out of the fire, if it’s that ashy.”

“You stayed up just for this? Well, I am very sorry.”

“'Go to sleep.’ Okay, bye guys, ending the stream.”

“I am reverse funny.”

“Rust is just a car disease, think about it.”

“'You’re being weird.’ You’re being unmodded.”

“'Someone spiked the cake.’ Yeah, they put a knife in it, and then I got stabbed.”

“I’m going to make my stream notification more and more violent. One day, it’s just going to say, ‘Run.’”

“'What are you on?’ My chair.”

“Someone in chat just put, ‘Sorry Ran Boo, but you’re not funny.’ I am aware.”

“You guys can’t see it ‘cause I don’t have a face cam, but I just hit a whip.”

*someone tells him to lie down* *proceeds to fully recline in his chair*

“Watch this.” *misses water jump* “What a god.”

“Be always in fear of me. You should always be afraid of me, at all times.”

“Whenever I see that someone lost sleep because of my streams, I fist bump myself.”

“'How’d you introduce your parents to streaming?’ My parents do not stream.”

*talking about volleyball* “I got hit in the face a lot. For some reason, my face was like a ball magnet, so it was just consistent ball-to-face contact.”

“Colorblind arc? No, I’ll be able to see more colors. How about colorful arc? I’ll invent colors, like schlorple. That’s a color I just invented.”

“I don’t know anything about shrimp, I’m a Minecraft streamer.”

“I have a mirror right here, I can actually do a face reveal to myself.” *screams upon seeing his own face*

“A 20-car pileup has started because of a RanbooLive stream. RanbooLive has now been sued for $1,300 in vehicle damage.”

“'You’re giving me simultaneous Nyquil and Dayquil vibes.’ I AM THE QUIL!”

“'Please clean out your inventory.’ Please clean out your desk, you’re fired.”

“Bo Burnham. I love Bo Burnham… this is a terrible stream.”

“I’m not on the top of Twitch. There’s no way I’m the most viewed person on the entire site.” *checks* *bursts out laughing*

“Corpse? That is not Corpse. It’s me, Ranboo, the entire time! You have been Ramboozled.”

“'Bad joke?’ Bad comment, get out of my chat!”

*completely unprompted* “Philza Minecraft. Philza Minecraft is fantastic.”

“'You’re going to hurt yourself by being this energetic.’ I’m going to hurt myself by flying out of my chair.”

“'Do you have any songs that you associate with your character?’ Just three hours of screaming.”

“I wanna start buying a lot of engagement rings and wearing them so that everyones thinks I’m married to a lot of people when actually I’m just really alone.”

“'Stairs.’ Oh thank god, otherwise I would’ve had no idea! If that sign weren’t there, how else would I know there were stairs?” *breaks sign* “Oh god, 45-degree floors?! What are these?!”

*screams* “I am completely okay.”

“I’m having what they call a ‘beginning of life crisis.’ I’m just having a crisis.”

*attacking a Piglin* “Why are you attacking me, my kind sir?! Have at thee! Begone!”

“You’re making me blush with the Lightning McQueen bed.”

“'Can I have your hand in marriage?’ No, I’d prefer to have my hand attached to my body, actually.”

“I give this server a gift by being on this server because I am a gift.”

“Apparently I can do a really good Sonic the Hedgehog voice. And that is all I’m going to say on the matter.”

“Ha HA, I love making my chat upset- No, I’m kidding, please stay.”

“Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Today we’re going to be talking about different types of beans. There’re baked beans, mashed beans, potato beans. There’s so many types of beans.”

“I’m so good at segways. I’m like a mall cop.”

“I wanna become a Sonic voice actor when I grow up.”

*upbeat, Sonic voice* “No matter how fast I run, I just can’t escape my problems!” “Everyday, I live in constant turmoil of my past mistakes!” “I’ve seen my friends die multiple times!”

“I do my character lore in Sonic the Hedgehog voice.” *Sonic voice* “I forgot!” “That’s exactly what you weren’t supposed to say Fundy, you coward!”

“Dream has no house, but he lives in my mind rent-free!”

“'Can you please stream forever?’ I got you, infinity stream, let’s gooo!”

“Techno versus Dream who? It’s Ranboo versus Magma Slime!”

“I’m going to die tonight, but it will be worth it because *jellybeans!*”

So today in my schools pride month celebration this guy wore a camp half-blood shirt with the bisexual flag for a cape ❤️🏳️‍🌈

best season

season 3 of gilmore girls>>>>>

she said pls reblog so.... she said please

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-ˋˏ [ eddie munson x f!reader ] ˎˊ

✎ you and your best friend, eddie, like to tease each other.

warnings: no actual smut lol, very short, eddie begging🤭

a/n: took this lil part from a fic that i never finished n know that i never will finish!

┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐

“JUST HOW BADLY do you want me?”

The question was meant to spill out seductively—though, it fell out more teasingly. He was messing with you, after all—that’s what the murmur far in your brain kept reminding. It’s only some fun.

This has been going on for many minutes, though it felt like hours. Maybe because the fog in your brain seemed to slow time down.

At first it was a quickly planned lunch to hang out with your best friend, but as soon as you finished and retreated to his car and drove to his place, the scene seemed to have rotated. Not that you were complaining.

“Not bad at all.”

You lied. And he could tell.

Because between Eddie’s perfectly sculpted hand gripping onto your thigh, his nimble fingers rubbing near your clothed pussy, and his breath fanning across your bare neck, you were wet—practically soaked.

Clenching your thighs together subtly, you could pinpoint the heat feeling its way around your face, and you couldn’t find it in your ability to stop it from becoming visible that you were flustered.

“Fuck. You’re so desperate, huh?” He leaned even closer, removing his hand from your thigh and instead grabbing ahold of your chin, running his thumb across your warm cheek. And the huskiness of his voice only deepened your arousal.

But you kept your composure as tough as you could, turning your head to face him and placing your hand on his clothed cock, giving a gentle squeeze. The second he bucked his hips up in surprise and sucked in a breath, you smirked. He was already hard. “I’m not.. but are you?”

The man simply chuckled airily, positioning his hand above yours—ultimately adding more pressure—as he began to grind his hips back and forth, keeping eye contact. He opened his mouth to release a groan of your name.

“Fuck.” He began to grind faster, tightly shutting his eyes.

“That feels good, hmm?”

He nodded, biting his lip. “Oh, please, I need you so bad.”

At loss for a response, you only gaped at him, allowing his admittance to sink in.

You then lifted your hand off his crotch with some force, his hips left humping against the air, and a teasing smile on your face as he whimpered at the loss of contact.

“I don’t know, Ed’s.” You looked at his lips. “You seem to love being like this.”

Eddie had enough and decided to close the distance between you two entirely. His pink lips slotted between yours and you felt all the air disappear from your lungs.

He pulled away, a bit of saliva left on his lips and his breath ragged.

“Please.”

why are y'all talking about Gorge russel!???

it's Jack Treacher for me