No But It Being A Running Joke That Even If Roman Directly Catches Her Cheating She. Will Not. Break.

no but it being a running joke that even if roman directly catches her cheating she. will not. break. staring him down like 🥺🥺🥺 'i would never do that. not ever' 🥺🥺🥺 'how could you accuse me so'

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AGREED. Roman gets so fucking steamed about it too, Mary can look as innocent as she wants but it’s a fucking lie and he knows it. Girl, you’ve done nothing wrong in your life ever but this is not one of them.

Major incidents Roman Sionis survived ↳

Dropped on his head the day he was born.

Contracted rabies and lived (untreated)

Struck by lightning when desecrating his mother’s coffin.

Numerous shootouts and bombings against rival gangs, mercenaries and assassins.

The entirety of his head getting severely burned, causing his mask to melt into his face.

Immediately going cold turkey in Arkham on a number of occasions, undergoing severe alcohol withdrawal each time.

Shot in the face and dropped off a building by Catwoman.

Set alight and burnt a second time by the Joker.

Red Hood.

Back from town and catsitting duty! It was a beautiful morning with the sun rising over the sea; I promise it was a lot nicer than the photo shows! @elisethetraveller because I promised cat pictures. ❤️

Sitting on the edge of the windowsill, the vigilante waited for the unprecedented lover to walk by before speaking. “Happy Valentine’s Day, Roman. This is the last time..”

Just like on several previous occasions, Roman arrived at his office to find it wasn't as empty as he'd thought. A cool breeze was the first thing to greet him, directing his attention over to the open window where a masked figure he'd grown familiar with was sitting. The vigilante's rugged features were concealed beneath the imposing outfit he wore but Roman didn't need to see Matt's face to know the reason why he was here. "Happy Valentine's Day, Matt. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it the last time before? Not that I'm complaining about it..." Roman answered quietly, closing the door after himself. The soft click of a lock followed along with the sound of his pristine suit being taken off, discarded clothing hitting the floor as he slowly strode towards his prey. The evening breeze was a soothing balm against his heated skin, already flush with anticipation as he grabbed the other man's hand and yanked him up onto his feet. Like a tiger going for the kill, Roman's teeth grazed Matt's lips, claiming his mouth with a fierce kiss. Ungloved fingers traced familiar paths, helping the other man shed the protective layers of his outfit - the criminal was equal parts hungry as he was greedy for his lover's touch and who could blame him? Work had been riding his ass all week long and a tumble with the vigilante was exactly what he needed right now. "In that case, guess we'd better make this a night to remember."