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hades 🤝 hephaestus

unproblematic kings who are legitimately chill dudes, are often used as scapegoats, and are sick of their siblings shit

pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

sign into the portal to make an appointment! enter the six digit confirmation code we texted! make an account to view health providers near you! log in with your google account! please use our online portal to manage your healthcare! download our app for virtual appointments! use mychart to track your labs! this is a different medical facility from your last doctor so you need a different mychart account! answer this 80 question survey each time before you are seen! download the cvs app to manage your prescriptions! download the cvs caremark app to manage your other prescriptions! these apps are not compatible. scan this generated barcode at the pharmacy to pick up your prescriptions! must be logged in. what if i jeff the kill you

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only

HELP

Indeed says there are two types of job available in my area

Minimum wage cashier

6-figure salaried position as a high level executive at a corporate conglometate (must have a master's degree in fucking over the poor and 10+ years experience in not being poor yourself)

There is no middle ground.

i did actually attend a catholic school as a kid because it was the only school within walking distance and my parents worked all week so they couldn't drop me off elsewhere and while i was there one of the other kids stabbed me through the hand with a pencil during a fight so i guess i'm like. 1/5th stigmatic.

does anybody want to hit it from the back raw for autism awareness week

he took a bath 3 times

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

about to use a printer. wish me luck

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

what’re you supposed to say for “shaking in my boots” if you don’t wear boots…. like oh dear I am trembling in my vans