I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts
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Me Every Time I Make An Exceedingly Bad, Unhealthy, Not Smart Decision: Cue Montage Of Me Posing As A
Me every time I make an exceedingly bad, unhealthy, not smart decision: cue montage of me posing as a model in a photoshoot resembling a shampoo commercial
So anyways
cue montage of me posing as a model in a photoshoot resembling a shampoo commercial
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if you were ever wondering what going on a tour of a college campus is like, it's like walking around a zoo but with slightly fewer exotic animals
"I don’t claim to know a dead man’s thoughts, but I do know his words" that is a pretty good mindset to have actually
makes me so sad when people make mistakes and then say "oh, I'm so stupid" or "I'm an idiot" or the like. no you're not. you're not stupid and you're not an idiot. you were just being silly for a minute. this mistake does not reflect permanently on you.
picture this: biblical Mary and like approximately-10-year-old Jesus. biblical equivalent of Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn (who are, idk what the biblical equivalent of a Jedi is, but like warriors of some kind??) come visit. this is kind of like the wise men ok. But like. Not because prophesy. So anyways they test his blood. But since they probably don't have super advanced blood testing techniques, they like. poke Jesus's finger with a sharp object and have him wipe it on a piece of fabric or something. And then they look at it really close or hold it up to the sun or whatever and they're like ":OO omg INSANE midochlorians!!!!!!!!"
(continuing to study) mafic is like. it's like the mafia? high temperature=high stakes and 50% silica because that's like sicily- what am I DOING (actively facepalms in the middle of the testing center)
(studying for my geology exam) porphyritic because por because- because it has big parts, which is like pores- this doesn't make any sense but I think it's gonna work