match-your-steps

sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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A Revision Because My Sister Says One Must Be All-powerful To Create The Universe:

a revision because my sister says one must be all-powerful to create the universe:

Step 1: Become all-powerful.

Step 2: Create the universe.

Step 3: Make hot chocolate.

How to make hot chocolate

Step 1: Create the universe.

Step 2: Make got chocolate.

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4 years ago

"toaster?" I prefer "bread but make it an electricity AU"

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ask me about my theory that the human existence consists entirely of fanfiction sometime food cw toaster Toast fanfiction alternate universe

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4 years ago

This girl in my physics class has a bunch of those tiny plastic Mardi Gras babies and she's telling the guy next to her their names and they're things like "cyanide," "oat bran," and "felony"

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physics is wild can't believe i sit this close to her I'd probably name the most distinctive one something like babychild bc I'm not very good at naming come to think of it those aren't good names well not everyone avoids things they're bad at i guess school

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4 years ago

you know it's been a good day when you feel pretty good about your productivity even though you didn't cross much off your list

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good day im happy

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4 years ago

My favorite power move is saying thank you back

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it's like saying no thank YOU except i don't like saying those exact words so it's just an endless cycle of thank you love that

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4 years ago

This paper I had to read for biology was really just like "beards are for scaring other men, not attracting women"

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why is it so hilarious to read a scientific paper about human sexual selection no discernable reason here it's just so objective beards

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