Fafsa Doesn't Wanna Know I Have A Job They Just Wanna Know I Have EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO DOLLARS

fafsa doesn't wanna know I have a job they just wanna know I have EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO DOLLARS in my bank account

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you mean to tell me he EATS the MAIL??!!!

I love shopping at niche online merch shops that really shouldn't exist, like the Heinz 57 Apparel Store and the Whataburger Gift Shop. One of my favorites is the USPS "gifts" section of the website, because it's mostly very elegant prints of commemorative stamps, and then once in a while just tosses some wild-ass shit out there.

Like Farley.

Farley is an anthropomorphic postbox. He's extremely shaped.

I thought maybe he was some kind of new mascot but as far as I can tell he's just a stuffed postbox retailing for $15. He appears to be named for James Aloysius Farley, postmaster general from 1933-40, but I do not know why. Ah, sweet mysteries of life.

[ID: A screengrab from the USPS website of a stuffed toy; it is shaped like a USPS mail receptacle, a tall blue bin with four legs. The toy has a US Mail stamp on the side and a beaming face where the mail slot would normally be.]

It's so funny that when I take my glasses off in the unfamiliar public I am the only one who knows everything is blurry now

i got my crotchet kit BUT i have stitches in my hand so i cant do it until a week or so :(

i think if someone says one more thing to me in a pressured tone about finding a life partner or going out dating i swear i’m gonna start biting