This Made Me Curious And I Ended Up Reading A Bunch Of The Wikipedia Article On Cocaine And Also Some

this made me curious and I ended up reading a bunch of the wikipedia article on cocaine and also some lists of slang for it and here are my takeaways:

idk about regular cocaine but crack cocaine apparently vaporizes at around 200°F. I don't think I've ever baked bread below like 400°F so I guess you have to specifically not use crack cocaine in the story, unless it's just in, like, fillings? but crack cocaine is for smoking I think so this might all be irrelevant anyway

one slang term for cocaine is apparently "white girl." I propose to make the baker a white girl and call the story, like, "the white girl's bakery" or something

i want to write a horror story where a baker is secretly putting cocaine in their pastries and has gotten the whole town addicted to

also we were passing around some barberry at the beginning of the campus walk so we could all get a look at it and I just happened to be the last one to get it and so I just ended up carrying it around for the whole thing

what happens when we reach the maximum global boops

Taran Boy by Baltimora, 975/1275

working on listening to all my liked songs in alphabetical order except I skip the ones I don't want to listen to at the moment. so far we are at clockwork by perfume, which is number 179 out of 1286

on a campus walk to look at a bunch of medicinal plants growing (not for medicinal reasons) around here and these two girls were taking the Whole Time my professor was going over gingko and this one pine. UNTIL the teacher's assistant came over to stand by them and they finally shut up. queen

Top of the World (Olé, Olé, Olé) by Chumbawamba, 1080/1270

working on listening to all my liked songs in alphabetical order except I skip the ones I don't want to listen to at the moment. so far we are at clockwork by perfume, which is number 179 out of 1286