Sonic The Hedgehog (sustained Speed Of 767 MPH) Could Have Made The Journey From The Shire To Mount Doom

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

"wet kitten Torbek" this "pathetic loser Torbek" that "sex pest Torbek"-WHAT ABOUT UNHINGED TORBEK HUH?

Listen,we can argue which version of Torbek is most canon[the correct answer is an unholy mix of all of the above] but there's one aspect of his character that I wish people would discuss more is his proclivity to do and say the most bizarre and out of pocket shit without so much as a thought, you see it more in the yuletide one-shots than OUWA but it's honestly one of my favorite parts of his character and it leaves me in stitches every time

‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.

Special thanks to @hard-times-paramore for playing around with me for the past two years. We’re at the point in our friendship where almost every idea we have is interconnected. This drawing is part of the Disabled Arno AU we have.

Just a little moment between Arno and his daughter, who I have chosen to call Charlotte Jolie.

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable