I Like To Imagine Hobie Taking Noir's Glasses And Putting Them On Himself And He Asks "what's Up? Did

I like to imagine hobie taking Noir's glasses and putting them on himself and he asks "what's up? Did it look good?" And then noir is silent "Hobie... I can't see anything"

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Hope Hob! But in present day!

WE HAVE SECOND SEASON YEAAAAH

“Cheese.”

hi em !! u got any sexuality/gender hcs for the bonus boys????? ik mage has those badass top surgery scars n that mirror is dating ravio but what about the rest of em??? queer links r jus Very important to me ok

hello and welcome to my Every Link is Queer agenda. every single one.

just as a blanket statement, every link is gnc as fuck lol

Mirror: nonbinary, gay. actually he and ravio are legally married and don't know they're dating but they are. they'll figure it out eventually (mirror: i married ravio for hyrule citizenship purposes zelda: link u are my close personal friend and ravio helped save the kingdom u didn't have to do that mirror: i married ravio for tax purposes- )

Loft: cis man, pan, also he's polyamorous and dating both groose and zelda who are also dating each other :-) he had a crush on pipit once

Mask: trans man, pan. but also he grew up in a forest and doesn't care about what genders are supposed to do. he and malon aren't dating yet but they have little puppy crushes on each other n it's cute. one day they'll get married.

Wake: trans man, bi

Slate: transmasc, nonbinary, aro-ace. Also just generally does not care abt gender and vibes with however ppl refer to him. He uses he/him mainly bc that's how ppl referred to him when he woke up. (pre-calamity link was a trans man, but again, pre-calamity link was a different person entirely. all that to say, slate inherited a body with top surgery scars, not that he minds)

Mage: trans man, bi. i've given the blanket statement abt being gnc as fuck but it must be reiterated

Spirit: trans man, straight. he and his zelda are very cute n very in love

Mini: trans man, gay

Wolf: cis man, bi. he was in love with midna and has probably hooked up with shad at least once lol

War: cis man, bi

Happy birthday to twilight! (Twilight princess)

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933