Cool Snek, Will Reblog When I Next See Her In 312 Years.

Cool snek, will reblog when I next see her in 312 years.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

Another classic I found screenshotted everywhere else running across my Tumblr.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Holy crap. That's not something I ever thought about.

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

I learned and forgot.

It waa dumb.

Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.