A Bad Hair Day Is A Common Phenomenon For The Snowy Egret, Which Is Remarkable When You Consider They

A Bad Hair Day is a common phenomenon for the Snowy Egret, which is remarkable when you consider they don't have any hair at all.

Indian Runner Ducks have an impeccable (if a tad outdated) dress sense. These fashionistas of the animal world can spend upwards of three weeks perfecting each outfit! The hats are of course outsourced to Royal Flycatchers, but everything else is sewn meticulously by the ducks themselves.

Owls have a well-deserved reputation for wisdom, but even greater is their capacity to teach. Above, a Little Owl supervises a dog studying for an upcoming German vocabulary test.

To the surprise of nobody, ducks are assholes.

Birds I think are remembering they used to run the world.

One of the most bizarre adaptations in the animal kingdom belongs to the humble Seagull. Where other birds are driven by the Four Fs, Seagulls possess a perfect awareness of how fleeting and meaningless their lives are. This allows them to harass beachgoers and steal food without any regrets whatsoever, although on occasion you may find one struggling to cope with a universe that is both unfeeling and eternal.