Avid Participants In The Culture Of Cormorant Wrestling, Young Cormorants Can Often Be Found Setting

Avid participants in the culture of Cormorant Wrestling, young Cormorants can often be found setting up impromptu no-holds-barred matches. Though there is a vocal minority of critics who decry this style as a pale imitation of Backyard Wrestling, the unique adaptations to non-human physioloy and unusual environs are plain to see. Above, a young Cormorant executes a corkscrew aerial body press during a Cliff match (a variant on a Ladder match utilizing natural terrain).

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Move like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish

what’s my secret? i’m covered in jellyfish

as curses i suffer from go,

“all of your tumblr followers are cuter and more talented than you” is actually pretty great bc i already look damn fine and its not actually a competition so jokes on you, millennial cursemonger! you wanted me to feel like shit but instead you surrounded me with glory.

Fiscal Shrikes are prized as tax collectors by the various government revenue agencies worldwide. With a mind unusually adapted for numbers, these calculating chirpers are capable of spotting a tax cheat at distances up to eight metric furlongs. Above, a Fiscal Shrike persuades a delinquent Bird of Paradise into setting up an installment plan for payment of several years of back taxes.

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What I thought Building a World was: I’m gonna have a cool protagonist and wing it! What it actually is: here is a minor character he is a slug on a roomba and I love him

Once believed to be local superstition, Phantom Hummingbirds have been confirmed to exist. Incapable of direct interaction with the physical plane, these etherial flappers nevertheless show aggression towards more conventionally-present hummingbirds. Whether this is due to perceived slights in their previous life or simple envy over the ability to drink nectar, nobody knows.

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