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life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

I deleted your city from my weather app, you’re dead to me pal

and on this episode of magic mountain: group meeting where scar falls into a giant hole. close enough welcome back boatem

I really shouldn't be obsessing over a judge and his district attorney from the 80's, but here I am

my brain for the past week

sometimes a family can be two genius computer science experts/mechanics, a wanna-be rock-and-roll star/secret agent with annoying little brother energy, an eternally disappointed british father figure, and a one ton prototype talking car with an attitude

That’s exactly how it goes.

me watching Inside Man for the first time: omg harry is so cute,, i would absolutely go to church if he was my vicar 🥰🥰

me, like five minutes later: oh my gOd wHAT

me on my way to watching the entire filmography of david tennant

how has it been 3 years wtf

there is crack cocaine in normal people things by lovejoy i swear to god i can’t stop listening to it

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

carefully traversing through decked out 2 (tumblr) with a compass in hand (a renchanting post), trying to avoid the unavoidable clank (posting shit in martyn’s tag). i drop the compass (press post on tumblr), find the precious artefact (notes on the renchanting post), and try to make my way out alive. heartbeat racing, clank accumulating, hazards shutting down my path— and then BOOM a ravager jumpscare (martyn has reblogged your post). i am instantly killed and scurry back to the lobby (private discord server) like a scared animal

snoopy image of the day

My fav silly block people

'why are u smiling at ur phone is it a boy?' no girl its the tumblr mutuals

ngl low key considering posting imagines/short scenario fics. like taking an image and giving like a paragraph of like the “story” behind it. i’ve been doing it for years and like just started a note on my phone that just gonna have a running log of them but idk. i want to post on here more lol.

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

playing your sister was right was a violent attack against me specifically

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

haven't watched cleo's video, but it would be funny if for one session they just dropped in gem as a red life and everyone just has to. survive that

To all my non-minecraft youtube followers if you retain one bit of information based on my posts please let it be the fact that kakashi from naruto and shrek from shrek are canonically soulmates in the minecraft cinematic universe and they are currently going through a divorce