Not What I Expected Coming From John Green

Not what I expected coming from John Green

in case anyone is wondering what its like to be chronically ill, i stressed myself out so bad this week my body has defaulted to "stress = vomit" mode. which is making my stomach and various joints hurt and i just pulled a muscle for vomiting too hard.

love life, life dont love me

i can’t find words for my anger right now so here’s a collection of thoughts that share the sentiment

Alternative first meeting AU in which 7 year old Johnny MacTavish is accidentally lost/separated from his family while they are on vacation in Manchester when he's found by a scrappy blond teenager with a shiner and a day-old split lip. The teen dries Johnny's tears, introduces himself as Simon, then buys him lunch and helps him find his family since he knows the city.

Two decades and change later, Simon guides Johnny to safety in yet another city, far from England, which he only realizes the moment his lieutenant finally takes off the mask.

Lowkey thinking about adding an audio portion for my original novel im writing and releasing on A03 (Cross Posting some chapter teasers here.) and posting audio bits at the end of the chronically ill COD series I'm doing.

They'd just be the entire chapter in my voice, a podfic if you will, bc I know my siblings, grandparents, and friends all say me reading is very soothing. Also the fact I would love visually impaired readers (or would they be listeners?) to read (listen?) to my books. Also the fact you can just like, hit tap and do whatever you usually go about doing bc I know a lot of people in my life that are too busy to read novels and really enjoy them. (Also my ADHD folks that love listening but have Auditory Processing Disorders I see you and I will lyk I enunciate very well bc I took three different speech classes in Highschool and nearly joined the debate team.)

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year