maya-harts-dream-boat - The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'
The 'Author' not the 'Assassin'

Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?

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...From The Bottom Of My Almost Endless Stomach Pit...What The Duck, William

...From the bottom of my almost endless stomach pit...What the duck, William

Nico: You have more qualities than you think William *points to Will's chest* you have this.

Will:

Will: I have great tits yeah

Nico:

Nico: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-

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..... I really ship spideypool but... *Brings out twin daggers * Our smol bean is INNOCENT

Tony: Hey Steve I....is that Peter’s Phone?

Steve: yeah, he’s been really distracted by it lately. I just want to make sure our kid’s being responsible.

Tony: Cap, he’s an adult.....

Steve: He’s been texting Deadpool.

Tony: ok, I see your point, should we be worried about there texts?

Steve: naw, it’s just a bunch of eggplants and peaches.

Tony: *suiting up* I’m gonna kill Deadpool. I’m not sure how, but I will find a way.


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4 years ago

Thalia: *bangs door open * VALDEZ, BABY BRO WHAT THE FU--... *Sees the laptop and the wire in jason's hand * ...Ugh *leaves *

[Jason and Leo, in their bedroom]

Leo: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-

Frank, kicking door open with a frying pan: now what in the FUCK did I just hear

Jason: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone jack


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4 years ago

*brings out banners and confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws the confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS BITCHES

Jason: Leo my beloved, Piper and I are adopting a kid.

Leo: :) Aww congrats you guyss-

Piper: It's you

Jason: *sets down paper aggressively* sign here Leo


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4 years ago

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*leaves while flipping everyone off * NOT TODAY SATAN.

Percy: Hey Hazel, do you know what weighs more? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feather?

Hazel: I’ve heard this one! They weigh the same-

Percy: Wrong, the answer is feathers.

Hazel: What?! How?

Percy: A kilogram of steel is just a piece of steel...but if you try to carry a kilogram of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

Hazel: *sad hazel noises*

Frank: PERCYHOWCOULDYOUHAZELISNOWCRYINGNOWSAYSORRY-

Jason: But steel is still heavier than feathers!!!

Percy: *sad Percy noises*

Piper and Leo: *dying*

Nico: I can't with y'all

Coach Hedge: *trying to hold in laughter*

Annabeth: But isn’t- no wait- but it is-


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4 years ago

Yes. True *wipes tear *

Chiron: Now we will be sharing the most traumatic experiences we’ve gone through.

Leo: I accidentally killed my own mother

Jason: My mother abandoned me to be raised by wolves

Piper: I was helping this woman and she said “Thanks for the help”

Piper: And I then said “You too”

Chiron: You are so brave

Jason and Leo: Thanks Chi-

Chiron: *places hand on Piper’s shoulder* I’m so sorry for the pain you’ve dealt with


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