
Hello people from another time/galaxy/hell/universe/parallel dimension (Cause let's get this outta the way, nobody here is sane at ALL) I am Kari and y'all I am just a lazy author, NOT a sadist, assassin just cause i know how to kill and torture people in quite a few... 'amusing' ways. Anyways, now that you are here, why don't you scroll down eh?
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...From The Bottom Of My Almost Endless Stomach Pit...What The Duck, William
...From the bottom of my almost endless stomach pit...What the duck, William
Nico: You have more qualities than you think William *points to Will's chest* you have this.
Will:
Will: I have great tits yeah
Nico:
Nico: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-
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..... I really ship spideypool but... *Brings out twin daggers * Our smol bean is INNOCENT
Tony: Hey Steve I....is that Peter’s Phone?
Steve: yeah, he’s been really distracted by it lately. I just want to make sure our kid’s being responsible.
Tony: Cap, he’s an adult.....
Steve: He’s been texting Deadpool.
Tony: ok, I see your point, should we be worried about there texts?
Steve: naw, it’s just a bunch of eggplants and peaches.
Tony: *suiting up* I’m gonna kill Deadpool. I’m not sure how, but I will find a way.
Thalia: *bangs door open * VALDEZ, BABY BRO WHAT THE FU--... *Sees the laptop and the wire in jason's hand * ...Ugh *leaves *
[Jason and Leo, in their bedroom]
Leo: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-
Frank, kicking door open with a frying pan: now what in the FUCK did I just hear
Jason: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone jack
*brings out banners and confetti * YAS. FINALLY *Throws the confetti * FEEL THE RAINBOW AND HAPPINESS BITCHES
Jason: Leo my beloved, Piper and I are adopting a kid.
Leo: :) Aww congrats you guyss-
Piper: It's you
Jason: *sets down paper aggressively* sign here Leo
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*leaves while flipping everyone off * NOT TODAY SATAN.
Percy: Hey Hazel, do you know what weighs more? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feather?
Hazel: I’ve heard this one! They weigh the same-
Percy: Wrong, the answer is feathers.
Hazel: What?! How?
Percy: A kilogram of steel is just a piece of steel...but if you try to carry a kilogram of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
Hazel: *sad hazel noises*
Frank: PERCYHOWCOULDYOUHAZELISNOWCRYINGNOWSAYSORRY-
Jason: But steel is still heavier than feathers!!!
Percy: *sad Percy noises*
Piper and Leo: *dying*
Nico: I can't with y'all
Coach Hedge: *trying to hold in laughter*
Annabeth: But isn’t- no wait- but it is-
Yes. True *wipes tear *
Chiron: Now we will be sharing the most traumatic experiences we’ve gone through.
Leo: I accidentally killed my own mother
Jason: My mother abandoned me to be raised by wolves
Piper: I was helping this woman and she said “Thanks for the help”
Piper: And I then said “You too”
Chiron: You are so brave
Jason and Leo: Thanks Chi-
Chiron: *places hand on Piper’s shoulder* I’m so sorry for the pain you’ve dealt with