maythesharkyy - MAYbe a weird blog
MAYbe a weird blog

she/her transfem leftist cool person! politicians hate me 😔 I mostly blog random shit, my hobbies include video games, drawing, reading, and also researching random things for hours

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It's 4 Am And I'm Bored And I Can't Sleep And My Blanket Feels Weird And It's Too Hot And I Smell A Weird

It's 4 am and I'm bored and I can't sleep and my blanket feels weird and it's too hot and I smell a weird smell and my brain is broken

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9 months ago

do u remember when the wider feminist position on gendered sport was that we should abolish it, and that women's accomplishments can be measured side by side (& indeed, neck and neck) with men's? what the fuck happened to that? (*whispering* i know what happened. it was the terf movement.)

9 months ago
Cool Picture I Took A Year Ago Just Because

Cool picture I took a year ago just because


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9 months ago

Help why is religion so hard this shit confuses my brain


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9 months ago

Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

9 months ago

you know when youre watching a tv show and you feel like youre coming to a part that youve seen gifs of on tumblr and it gives you a rush of excitement like oh boy this is what we trained for


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