I Accidentally Dehydrated Carrots In A Classroom At My School And Found Them Months Later And Thought

i accidentally dehydrated carrots in a classroom at my school and found them months later and thought it was our teacher's weed or shrooms she was hiding

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cliff from cheers is autistic af

Cliff Claven from Cheers has autism!

me and my friends fucked around with this crossword maker and i made a pretty slapdash veep themed one with stuff i came up with off the top of my head but if its a hit i will make a real big boy crossword

i think the veep fandom doesn't think about ellen enough. she is rad when i was like 7 i would've loved to be her bestie. she plays the cello that's so fucking cool?! and she eats the rosin?? in the closet?? idk

Happy 65th birthday DHP!!

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Dan inhaled deeply. The musky, dark smell of Jonah’s cologne filling his nostrils. A scent he was already all too familiar with. It almost felt like… home. Almost. As Jonah planted soft, wet kisses on the sensitive skin of his neck, Dan finally allowed himself to close his eyes. Allowed his rational mind to be swept away by the undertow of his infatuation with the taller man. There was no point in fighting it any longer. Dan was into Jonah. Deeply and embarrassingly so. He’d probably end himself in shame if anybody found out, but that was the thing: nobody had to. They were both content with keeping this under wraps.

“Nobody ruins what nobody knows, am I right?” Dan had offered playfully, the morning after it happened for the first time. He could still remember Jonah’s face as he sat on the bed, staring at the floor, looking uncharacteristically pensive for a change, before replying meekly with a soft “…yeah.”

Since then, they had spent many nights at each other’s places. Hell, they had spent entire weekends together more times than Dan could count at this point, but somehow he just couldn’t ever allow himself to relax and enjoy what they had. He was hooking up with the world’s tallest ventriloquist dummy, with the intellect and emotional depth to match. He couldn’t help but feel like Jonah would eventually out them to their friends and coworkers at some point, either purposefully or not. Dan almost expected him to. Almost. He had his denial written and rehearsed, even. He kept waiting for it to happen… but it never did.

It turns out Jonah Ryan didn’t kiss and tell when asked not to. Who could have guessed? They kept their usual dynamic of playful teasing at the office, with Jonah reserving his more private communications to texting and the occasional hushed tone when it was just the two of them. It was actually too good to be true. And this had been going on for months now. So here they were, in a darkened hotel suite in the dead of night, during an official visit to some European country or other, no less, and finding themselves in each other's arms yet again. 

This was, admittedly, the riskiest move they had ever made, but Dan felt like he was finally done holding back. No more panicking, no more waiting for the other shoe to drop. Maybe it was time to release the tension, exhale, and let himself melt into the steady rhythm of Jonah’s large hands and soft lips hungrily exploring his body. Amidst the goosebumps going up and down his spine and soft moans that would occasionally escape from both of them, Dan could almost have ignored the stream of yellow light which grew in size, bathing both of them in a warm glow as the door to his room slowly opened. Almost.