His Bull-shih-tzu :3 Hee Hee I Am So Autistic

his bull-shih-tzu :3 hee hee i am so autistic

mike mcclintock from veep with themes of orange, dogs, boats, retro :3 tysm guy

MIKE MCCLINTCOCK - VEEP

with themes of orange, boats, dogs, and retro stims!

no cw

requested by @mcclintcock

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save me rewatching special relationship save me 😰 "....maybe that's her hat?" is my favorite line of all time mike mcclintock i love you i love you mike

idk who norman osborn is nor do i think willem dafoe is in niles' league so i cannot approve of this ship but i have never seen an edit of niles crane before and i am fucking delighted

Their epic love story continues...

ship chart and characters on the mortification to likelihood to put a fork in a plug scale

this is what happens when you give an autist a whiteboard and a captive audience

thank you @praisethevoidworm for "editorial input"

snippet of an old man yaoi, figured id post the snippet bc i'll never post the whole thing probably, kent got smacked in the face by a biker gang dude and ben is not happy about this, also kent is autism,,, i fucking hate writing cisgender old men idk what they say or do or anything

Ben knocked on Kent’s door. Kent was typing furiously on his computer, but stopped and tilted his head towards the ground when he registered Ben’s presence. “Kent? Selina really wants some predictions for California.”

“I am aware,” Kent replied.

“Kent, that was the neurotypical way to ask ‘When will you be done with the predictions?’”

“Oh, uh… tomorrow morning?”

“Then what have you been doing in your office all day?” Ben asked, his smile becoming more stiff.

“Working.”

“On what?”

“The predictions for the West Coast.”

"Well, prioritize California. And make eye contact with me, Kent.” Kent had a bad habit of making excuses to look at anything except the person he was talking to, which often made him look shifty and uninterested. 

“I thought I only had to do that in front of people.”

“I am people.” Ben waited for Kent’s acknowledgement, which didn't come. “Look at me!” 

Kent raised his head to make eye contact. As he did, he awkwardly scratched his forehead with his right hand. His palm perfectly covered his right eye.

“Why are you doing that? Just put your hand down, I can only see half your face.”

"My face is exceptionally regular today, I am sure you can imagine the rest yourself."

"Kent..."

"What?"

“Move your hand.”

“Why?”

“Why won't you?”

“My forehead is very itchy.”

Ben grabbed Kent’s wrist and tried to pull it away, but ended up pushing the heel of Kent’s hand into his eye. Kent yelped and instinctually kicked Ben in the shin, pushing Ben away and now clutching both hands to his eye.

“Sorry, man. But I think you'll live.” Ben paused, staring at Kent while he recovered from the gouge. “You're a big boy, it can't hurt that bad.”

“It is actually quite painful,” Kent replied quietly.

“I’m sorry,” Ben muttered in an uncharacteristic show of empathy. “Can I at least look at it…?” he added after a few moments.

Kent slowly and begrudgingly brought his hand back down to his desk, revealing a wicked black eye. “I’m an unofficial mediator of sorts in my club. Hernandez was messing with Rocco, and, uh, I had to step in,” Kent explained, doing his best to look Ben in the eye.

Ben dragged his palms down his face. “Kent… you need to get a new hobby. I don't like you hanging around those guys. Can you even see through that shiner?” he asked, bending down and squinting at Kent’s eye.

"I can see perfectly fine. Things like this happen very occasionally, it's no worse than the liver damage you accumulate from your drinking.”

“Drinking isn't a hobby, Kent. My hobbies are masturbating and watching TV, I’m just drunk while I do them. Being in a gang isn’t meant to be a hobby. The only reason to be in a gang is if you need to be for money or something, and you make good money here. ”

her special interest being politics makes so much sense as she really doesn't think about anything but politics, it's unfortunate that she didn't end up being an analyst or something where her si could really make her happy :( to me the clincher for poor social skills!autistic!amy is the dinner party in fishing which tbf was partially ruined by mike masturbating in her bathroom but still

autistic amy headcanons? like hcs about how her autism manifests? reply is /nf obviously :3

i think shes huge on routine for sure and she can get pretty disgruntled if she isnt able to stick to it and predict things. Also shes a hater of bright lights and loud noises in terms of sensory stuff

also shes just not great at reading social cues or knowing how to carry small talk. She leaves the donor schmoozing to the likes of Dan for this reason

her special interest is politics tho and she’s more than happy to infodump. Selina first hired her bc she was impressed by her extensive knowledge abt politics is my hc