Ace: Why Are You Studying So Hard, Deuce?

Ace: Why are you studying so hard, Deuce?

Riddle: Don't bother him, Ace. He's under pressure.

Trey: Apparently, the new student believed he's an honor student and they started to have a day-to-day discussion. You know, sharing intellect.

Ace: ...

Deuce: *winced* Rosehearts-senpai? I don't get this.

Riddle: Let me help you with that, Deuce.

Ace: ...

Ace: So in short, Deuce has a school sweetheart?

Deuce: ...

Deuce: *blushes* No! We're just intellectual buddies!

Cater: Yeah right, Deucey. *laughs*

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Wanderer: I’d kill for you.

Aether: …

Wanderer: please let me kill for you.

Aether: no, Wanderer.

Wanderer: I have gone a year without committing a murder. Please let me kill for you.

Aether: Wanderer, we can’t keep having this conversation.

Wanderer: please. Someone. Anyone. I need to kill.

Aether: there’s no one I want dead. No one human, anyways.

Wanderer: any non-humans? Youkai, maybe? Or that one guy in Dragonspine?

Aether: are you asking me if I want Albedo dead?

Wanderer: I’m more asking if you want Yae Miko dead.

Aether: I know you don’t like her—

Wanderer: oh, my feelings regarding her go far deeper than mere dislike. I LOATHE her. Now answer the question: do you want her dead?

Aether: I don’t want her dead.

Wanderer: that makes things a little awkward, then.

Aether: what’s that supposed to mean?

Wanderer: well, our anniversary’s coming up, and I booked tickets to Inazuma—

Aether: Wanderer.

Wanderer: it was going to be a nice surprise!

Aether: nice surprises don’t include murder!

Wanderer: they can!

Aether: WANDERER!

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