Chuuya Is Displeased

Chuuya is displeased

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya. I have a surprise for you. Chuuya: What is it, Dazai? Dazai: Close your eyes and hold out your hands. Chuuya: Okay, fine. But this better be good. Dazai: Trust me, it is. Chuuya: *closes eyes and holds out hands* Dazai: *puts handcuffs on Chuuya and runs away* Chuuya: DAZAI, YOU BASTARD!

i think vampire kunikida is underappreciated

If u dont hear from me after i post this its because ive been fatally shot by the CIA

Idia: *caught MC dancing in the room when he turned on the lights*

MC: *who is paused in a dancing pose*

Idia: ...

Idia: Introvert code: I didn't see anything. *then turn off the lights*

MC: Thanks. *resumes*

Wanderer: I’d kill for you.

Aether: …

Wanderer: please let me kill for you.

Aether: no, Wanderer.

Wanderer: I have gone a year without committing a murder. Please let me kill for you.

Aether: Wanderer, we can’t keep having this conversation.

Wanderer: please. Someone. Anyone. I need to kill.

Aether: there’s no one I want dead. No one human, anyways.

Wanderer: any non-humans? Youkai, maybe? Or that one guy in Dragonspine?

Aether: are you asking me if I want Albedo dead?

Wanderer: I’m more asking if you want Yae Miko dead.

Aether: I know you don’t like her—

Wanderer: oh, my feelings regarding her go far deeper than mere dislike. I LOATHE her. Now answer the question: do you want her dead?

Aether: I don’t want her dead.

Wanderer: that makes things a little awkward, then.

Aether: what’s that supposed to mean?

Wanderer: well, our anniversary’s coming up, and I booked tickets to Inazuma—

Aether: Wanderer.

Wanderer: it was going to be a nice surprise!

Aether: nice surprises don’t include murder!

Wanderer: they can!

Aether: WANDERER!

Okay, I love your artstyle and all the tsum art. But now I need to know what the tweels look like in their eel forms when their tsums. It sounds adorable.

UWUAHH TYSM <3333

Tsum Tweels? You mean long sea furby