Armand Is So Funny Because He's Got That Mentally Ill Thing We Can All Relate To Where He's Desperately

Armand is so funny because he's got that mentally ill thing we can all relate to where he's desperately afraid that people will Find Out some secret horrible truth about him that doesn't actually exist that will make them hate him forever and in order to do this he will. commit actual atrocities. he also like does awful stuff on the side for terrible reasons but he never seems to concieve of this being the problem with him

imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??

which could mean nothing

breathplay <3

And you know what? If you want confirmation on the fact that they're calling us to analyse this series, just watch how Lestat says "He knows". He does it in such different ways. It's like they're luring me bro

guys fantastic news bbc iplayer has lestat say "cunt" instead of "bookbinders wife"

devils minion must look absolutely insane to people who haven't seen the show. like they must be so confused about why everyone is making gif sets of a 20 something twink and a 70-year-old man looking at each other and going 'omg they're literally in love 😍😍'