Iwtv Is About A Man Going Through Two Gay Vampire Divorces And Constantly Failing His Daughter A Little

Iwtv is about a man going through two gay vampire divorces and constantly failing his daughter a little and sometimes an old man interrupts the recollection of these events to imply he’s a liar and ogle the guy he’s currently divorcing. Peak television really

armand + preparing to tell louis about his past

De Pointe du Lack curiosity!!

Louis "least curious vampire to ever exist" de Point du Lac

An instinct to self-efface... Is that what makes you fascinating?

Armand says he's the artistic director of the Theatre des Vampires but in reality he's like. the entire c-suite. canonically he's doing all the bookkeeping, all the property management, and in a roundabout way making all the hiring decisions. he's the HR department too. in TVA he teaches himself accounting & modern business so that he can run the company better. calling himself artistic director is like if you were the regional manager for starbucks but you put "barista" on your resume because sometimes you make the coffee. but he puts directeur artistique on his calling cards and playbills so that he can show them to guys like Louis and be like "oui... i am just an artiste sênsitìve... all i know is cigarette and emotional volatility......... come see one of my plays monsieur"

Go on! Omg you guys always stop before you tell me everything [pants like a dog]

people don't know.... people don't know that the book louis canonically makes himself pretty for lestat... people don't know how he likes to look good for his husband, to make his man's eyes get bigger when he's looking at him

How does one even get a sugar daddy

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