Ive Been Trying To Explain This To My Ap Lang Class But Not A Single Person Has Read The Secret History

i’ve been trying to explain this to my ap lang class but not a single person has read the secret history

UPDATE: in college now writing an essay about how tsh should be accepted into the Canon™️ and one of my points is how Richard & Henry’s relationship so closely mirrors Nick & Gatsby’s and i haven’t been this fired up abt an essay in ages

and what if I said richard was nick and henry was his gatsby

inside you there are two wolves:

do it for the aesthetic

do it for the vine

Sounds like he wanted to say “I love you” idk idk 🤷🏾‍♀️

just once i want a makeover scene where the stylist says “and…the finishing touch” and we see them put the trademark glasses back on a confident, well-adjusted and surprisingly physically unaltered face to learn that the real makeover was the person she became

(for the hell of it she’s also dressed to the nines)

me checking the long-forgotten haunted mansion blog every few weeks to find that there are no new posts for 2023

ok so we know about the need to infodump, but what about the opposite? The need to absorb more information about your special interest like a sponge, but you literally can’t find any new material because you’ve already consumed every fact about it

me, sitting on the toilet at a school function for 20 minutes after an iced latte, a coke, and a ton of garlic parmesan fries: i am so hot