I Keep Unsuccessfully Attempting To Explain To My Mom And Sister That Michael Crawfords Phantom Has A

i keep unsuccessfully attempting to explain to my mom and sister that Michael Crawford’s Phantom has a *tangy* voice, please tell me i’m not the only one who gets it

I love ever after high, if you think about the implications of their universe for longer than three seconds it turns into psychological horror

the last two or three weeks alone could fill an entire verse of we didn’t start the fire

bro, you only lasted 7 months at the experimental transcendentalist utopian commune? rip to nathaniel hawthorne but i’m different

as an Arkansan i break the law at least once a week

The spelling/pronunciation of the words "colonel", "corps", "Arkansas", "(British) lieutenant", "draught", "gauge", "ennui", and "pronunciation" (and anything else you can come up with in the tags)

never had so much drama on a single post

dog nicknames are always like “goodest boi” or “sweetie pie” or “lil floofy” but here is a list of things i call my fish on a regular basis:

- My Son

- old sport

- sport

- little guy

- sir

- child of divorce