Do You Think Phillip Screwdriver And Allen Wrench Ever Explored Each Others Bodies

Do you think Phillip Screwdriver and Allen Wrench ever explored each others bodies

PSA

gnome giving an emergency briefing to the U.S. president: you humans have no word for it… i suppose the closest approximation would be… “berrydeath”

nerdy human scientist (wiping his forehead with a moist handkerchief): jesus christ

square-faced general: if only we could use it as a weapon

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.