An Infinite Number Of Mathematicians Walk Into A Bar.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

Make it your practice to withdraw attention from past and future whenever they are not needed.

Eckhart Tolle

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