7. "actually They Never Put Pure-cocaine In Coca Cola, They Mixed Coca Leafs With Syrup Which Extracted

7. "actually they never put pure-cocaine in coca cola, they mixed Coca Leafs with Syrup which extracted cocaine out of the lead, but it’s innacurate to say they put literal pure cocaine in their cola”

A taxonomy of OCs:

Unaware that there used to be cocaine in Coca Cola.

Refuses to believe that there used to be cocaine in Coca Cola.

Won’t stop talking about the fact that there used to be cocaine in Coca Cola.

Thinks they should put the cocaine back in Coca Cola.

Adds their own cocaine to Coca Cola.

Wait, they took the cocaine out of Coca Cola?

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who has Golf Clubs at their school, wtf?

One of my students wrote a very eloquent and well-researched paper for her english class about the unfair advantages and lack of accountability given to student athletes, and she specifically called out how much worse it is with football and basketball, and bruh. People are getting heated over this shit. She spoke nothing but the truth, and the football and basketball teams are PISSED — coaching staff included. Like she legit created a little controversy at our school by calling out the fact that athletics are prioritized over academics. WITH SOURCES.

And what’s funny is she played it smart — not only by giving herself some plausible deniability by writing it about high schools and colleges in general rather than just about our school, but also by calling out the worst sports specifically. She could have left it at ALL student athletes, but by explicitly stating that football and basketball are the worst perpetrators, she won all the other athletes to her side — golf, tennis, swimming, track. Instead of having all student athletes at her throat, she turned everyone against the basketball and football teams.

I’m so proud of her. Nobody listens to teachers when we bring up that half the football team is failing all their classes, but let a fellow student bring it up and everyone’s ready to riot.

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