Yeahhh Can U Guess Why I Love These Dragon Kids So Much?

Yeahhh 😭 can u guess why i love these dragon kids so much?

Losing my mind over how distraught QSMP have me with Juanaflippa DEAD and Charlie going on a murderous rampage in grief.

And now they're going hold a trial for Juanflippa's life against ElMariana (the other parent)? Literally how does anyone come up with anything like this

oh no I figured it out instead of ending the event the admins are just gonna make it harder to keep the eggs alive by not letting them wear armor they're just going to try and kill all of them off this is even WORSE

In Summary:

slime ended up having 5 lawyers

they watched tiktok edits as court evidence

foolish's infidelity with mariana got used as evidence

foolish said he hoped slime died and then slime fired him as his lawyer

jaiden was probably the best lawyer there

phil submitted evidence of slime killing chayanne and was told to save it for another trial

slime's defense to the video of him taking a chainsaw to phil's house to try and kill chayanne was "your honor I was trimming the hedges"

juanaflippa came back with one life!!

slime and mariana have to be a loving couple now as ordered by the court

slime and mariana had to spend 10 minutes in jail but they were gonna miss the resurrection so they broke out

foolish got put in jail for being a whore

after juanaflippa came back slime asked if she did backflips up in heaven and she told him she went to hell

bad was disappointed they didn't have to sacrifice anyone

after the trial slime revealed he planted tnt under the courthouse in case things went south

once juanaflippa got put to bed mariana said "let's have sex" and then he and slime rped having sex while blasting clocks by coldplay

great job everyone can't wait to see how couples therapy goes

hehe updates on me: might be working on a fic so content might be coming soon!

Quackity: There's a possibility you have two fathers *laughs* and there's nothing bad with having two days, ok? One of them - one of them is a man called Luzu, and the other one is a man called Wilbur. How does that sound, son? Now we're gonna have to choose and find out which one of them is gonna be your dad.

Tilin: *puts down a sign*

Quackity: Let's see, what does it say? Move, move son I can't read it.

Tilin's sign: I'm la tres leches?

Quackity: