ALRIGHT, THATS IT, SHEEPLE

ALRIGHT, THATS IT, SHEEPLE‼️

I DEMAND MORE AO FANFICS ON AO3

Please

Im desperate

I'm sometimes a writer, i can probably do it, BUT ITS SOOO MUCH MORE FUN IF OTHER PEOPLE WROTE ABOUT THE SILLIES

tbh i mainly want more pearassion content BUT NONETHELESS. it would be so silly of you guys if you did that plllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeeee

Nother set of these!!

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“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

Random AO fact, ATSV edition:

You might be wondering why I'm bringing Spiderverse into this. You know how the spiderverse kinda connects to every universe with a spider person, right?

In annoying orange, we have Spider-flan. But I'm not finished. Fruitlovers both new and old know that Orange can enter other franchises.

The Scott Shaw versions of the kitchen crew even met sonic at some point.

So not only is Annoying orange canon the ATSV, but he's also (technically) an anomaly.

Orange and pear ‼️‼️‼️ (annoying orange)

In 5th grade, i made a game that allowed me (and other girls) to punch and kick the boys while they were held hostage in the corner of the room. If they escaped, they would get chased and dragged back.

Anyways i was never normal as a kid

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?